To: Staff
From: If You Don’t Know Who I Am By Now You Shouldn’t Be Working Here
Subject: P.A.S.S. or Parentally Approved Skip School Day
Staff:
I’ve heard rumblings that some of you are planning to keep your children home from school on September 8th because you don’t want them viewing the live feed from President Obama’s Back to School Speech. You don’t want him indoctrinating your kids with his Commie-speak. And that’s completely your prerogative. What I want to address is how this “Parentally Approved Skip School Day” will affect your work on Tuesday. Let me put it plainly so there’s no confusion: IT WON’T. It’s rather sad that I have to list what is unacceptable, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to do it.
Just because your kids are not in school doesn’t mean we want them here. Continue Reading